Facebook Statuses About Sex

It is fair to say that sex is a huge preoccupation for the majority of people on this Earth. That's why Facebook statuses about sex always get a big response from readers. Of course, not everyone appreciates the same level of detail in sex Facebook statuses, so you should be wary of offending people with over-graphic or coarse sex Facebook statuses.

Please add only relevant and interesting statuses. If your total rating gets to low you won't be able to post again for some time.

Big tits are like power windows in a new car. Sure they're great, but as long as I have something to roll down, I'm good ;) - The Ass Man
I'm so good that when I'm done, the neighbors have a cigarette! lol
Did you know the number one cause of teen pregnancy is sex?
I saw a bar the other night with the sign: "Liquor in the front and Poker in the rear." LMAO!
Who's guilty? A wife dreaming shouts, "Quick my husband's back!" The man gets out of bed jumps out the window then realizes, "Damn it, I AM the husband!"
What's UP?..uHM...Gas prices,Inflation,kites,hard dicks and helicopters..
your so sexy you drive me insane. i love you so much my heart is in pain. your sexy voice puts me to slumber. Awh SHIT wrong number!
Keep smiling. It makes every one wonder what you did last night
I guess "my dick" was the wrong answer...
No, no I can't be bothered to talk about my problems. Do you wanna have sex instead?
I want u here, in my bed, under the covers, in the dark so I can show u my new glow in the dark ring! fuck that! get a condom and get your ass over here now! ;)
why do people say school is the best time of your life when sex is !!!
Mom said, if I could dream it...I could do it. I dreamt of you last night, so...what time should I come over?
<--- Remember that name! You'll be screaming it later! ;)
penis+pussy+dark+bed+drunk= it's a girl !
wants some hot nasty kinky sex. Thanks vibrator. I would go insane without you.
Sex is like a gas station. Sometimes you get full service, sometimes you have to ask for service, and sometimes you have to service yourself.
Love-able, cuddable, sex-able, flexible, I'm just so damn incredible.


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