Tired Facebook Statuses

When you find yourself feeling tired and losing the will to live, it's probably time for you to go to bed. However, before logging off, why not post tired Facebook statuses? If you play your cards right, tired Facebook statuses will work for you overnight, and you will wake to be notified of some good activity in response to your tired Facebook statuses.

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Dear Mr. Sandman, I think you lost my address. I live on the corner of Sleepless Road and Insomnia Street. Look for the bleary-eyed, crazy person in the road...
Damn! I'm so tired that when I bent over the motivation just shot right out of my ass! Now that's tired.
ever been so tired you just don't give a sh*t? Yeah, that's where I am.
Dear Sleep, I cheated on you this week with Stress, but I hope that you will forgive me and that we can spend ALL weekend making up. Love, Me
has a serious case of T.O.P.W.O.P.S (Tired Of Putting-Up With Other People's Shit!)
..tired of all the stress.. just want to stop the world from spinning for a minute and just breathe...
is hanging up the wonder woman cape. Contrary to popular belief I can't do it ALL!
's body is up but the brain is not awake. Large doses of caffeine are required immediately if not sooner, and preferably through an intravenous line.
is off to bed before I nod off and have keyboard letters imprinted on my face and then probably fall of the chair. Night everyone.
I'm dragging ass so bad I have carpet burn :(
yeah I'm up, NO I'm not happy about it.
is so tired that the bags under my eyes have carry-ons
Is as worn out as a mood ring on someone with bipolar disorder.
You know you're past the point of tired when a zombie can look at you and say, "Wow, you look like crap! Go crawl back in your grave!"
is mentally and emotionally drained! I would have added physically,but I can still wiggle a pinky.
Not sure if i should take a nap...or cry about being tired
My pillow is about to get some head and my sheets some ass, wish you were here with me so I could change that!
My brain has officially shut down for the day...body soon to follow. :]


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